So in the very beginning of our site we state that we wanted to be a living breathing site, anything and everything about plumbing. Well we don’t think the site would be complete without bringing you a wee bit of levity every once in awhile. So we think it’s about time we take a crack at some of the finest plumbers cracks we could find. So although we think this is a living breathing site we ask you not to breath in too deeply while reading and looking.
We’ve tried to keep almost all of these limited to some kind of plumbing situation but some were too good to pass up and let’s face it you don’t need to be a plumber to have a plumber crack.
For our first one we thought we’d start off with a classic. This fella’s crack is not too bad he just leaned over a bit too far with his belt too tight.
And for plumbers crack picture #2
Crack #3 We are started to get warmed up and quite frankly, we’re not sure how these jeans ever stayed up. This guy takes phrase “muffin top” to an entirely new level, plumber style.
Plumber Crack #4 This is a whole lotta crack, enough for things to get lost. Pencils, phones or maybe even a pipe wrench or two. It looks like the crack may start somewhere around the middle of his back. Here is a frightening thought, there is a lot that’s covered up. Think about it.
Plumber Crack #5 We’re not even sure what this is or how to respond……whatever.
As for the #6 We call him an impostor plumbers crack. Quite frankly none of us saw the humor in this body suit. 😉
Plumbers Crack #7 O.K. you know we had to do it, there are quite a few guys that read so a crack piece wouldn’t be complete without a female version of the plumber crack.
And for #8 we will double your pleasure…..or not.
For all the ladies in the house #9 plumbers crack is for you…..or maybe not?
#10 We really hope that this isn’t a father/daughter plumbers crack team.
We think its time to rein it back in and for #11 give everyone a plumbers crack that you can be proud of. This is classic plumbers crack form. Belly too big, jeans too tight, shirt to short and a rump that’s a couple sizes too big.
#12 We consider this a starter plumbers crack. It’s the beginning of what could become one heck of a crack.
#13 Here’s another for the ladies in the house.
For #14 This plumber’s crack almost looks surreal. Like maybe a makeup artist came in to give this guy a very high crack.
#15 We couldn’t help ourselves, in our zeal for giving you the most relevant plumbing information we thought this piece would be incomplete without showing you that not all plumbers cracks are a bad thing. For all the men out there, if this plumber comes to your door please remember to pass out her card to the neighbors.
#16 Balance everyone, balance. Forget the “we” here I’m slightly offended by the next picture because I’m not entirely certain I know what went on in the picture. Something tells me it wasn’t a sudden back spasm.
#17 is a suburban dad plumbers crack. You know the kind, the dad puts on his tool belt to fix the P-Trap underneath the kitchen sink. While he’s doing his thing the jeans slip a little and you get a little crack for your viewing pleasure.
And on to #18 This is once again for all the guys out there, female plumber in high heels = bliss.
We are down to the final two and we couldn’t come to any definitive conclusion as to which one we thought was worse or better or whatever. Suffice to say they are both spectacular cracks.
#19 Lots of surface area for things….. which if you think about it is really gross
And finally to our last crack in our plumbers crack off #20. This is my personal favorite, the pimples put it right over the top. So enjoy.
Hope you enjoyed our plumber’s crack off. Please feel free to post your own favorite plumber crack.